I could be David Attenborough! Only with no objectivity...

[perevision]

I am ridiculously absorbed in insect life, even when I am frequently homicidal to the little things. I was just sorting laundry when a tiny spider dropped down in front of me. Not wanting it to get tangled in the clothes I pinched off its line and stuck it to the door. The spider evidently having no idea what happened, ran back up the line, hit the unexpected end of it and lost its grip, tumbling to the floor. It was too startled to even throw a line out on the way down, like Peter Parker.

And then I said, "I bet that was a bit of a surprise. Muahahaha."

Spiders don't die when they fall a long way, but still. I actually SAID "muahahaha". Aloud. To myself.

Ok, back to chores...