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perevision) wrote2007-08-04 11:22 pm
perevision) wrote2007-08-04 11:22 pm
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it's not all goofing off, I promise...
Multi is in the shop for about a week, and in the meantime I'm working off my cousin's PC. As a result the scans I'm doing for my uncle's Global Nomad project have come out EXTREMELY wonky. Nevertheless I need them and a large amount of drawings (many of them not done yet) up on a blog by Monday, 12.30 am.
FAITO! :D
In the breaks, have been amusing myself by scripting the Top Gear Transformers Special and building FSTs.
Notes:
Car songs by Rich Hall
verse 1: describes the car
verse 2: something disastrous happens to it
"It's a Rover/ the engine won't turn over...it's a Rover/it's got one paint coat. It's a Rover/ it's been towed so many times, it thinks it's a boat."
Mini Cooper BBR-270bhp (gunmetal)
Lamborghini Gallardo - Bumblebee wantzz it :P
Murcielago - best Lamb ever (Sunstreaker!!!)
Suspect that BB actually prefers using borrowed words to talk--and only uses his own voice when serious. "His voice processors were damaged" may have been the TF's polite way of saying "He's been here the longest and he loves to rub it in our faces, the little showoff."
Show setpieces:
TG vs Seekers--the Bugatti Veyron races the Decepticon Seekers; reference the rock climbers. Jezza in the Bugatti at the top of some mountain. The Seekers have to fly from France to London in the time it takes him to get to the foot. (They cheat, of course.) There is a bit where he presents the Seekers in the studio and is astonished by the cheers. "I'm sorry, did I miss something? Are you secretly rock stars?" Hammond: "Like Daft Punk?" *NARROWLY ESCAPES BEING FRIED WITH NULL RAY* Jezza: "Now, you can't do away with him, he's our mascot." Jokes ensue about which one is the drummer. Thundercracker and Skywarp point at Starscream.
May: Surely not! He's obviously the vocalist.
Jezza: You meant the arrogant wanker who wants his water chilled with polar ice and served between a supermodel's thighs?
Starscream: *WILD ZAP* INSOLENT HUMAN---!!!
J: Yup, sounds like it.
H: You were born for it mate.*
Transformers laughing at viewer's pics of their modified cars
Jezza, Hammond and James are each assigned an Autobot to team up with
James - Ironhide (gets him lost! Strong inclination to reach for the guns}
Hammond - BB (get along VERY VERY well :D)
Jezza - Prime (SEVERELY testing Optimus' principles against harming humans)
end up having one of their big argy-bargies in the studio, in which the TFs have to stand there and say absolutely nothing
audience eventually votes for BB as car, but Optimus wins by cool default :D
A bunch of people test drive vehicles and guess which are the TFs and which just ordinary vehicles.
Double Star Special: One Transformer AS a Reasonably Priced Car, driven round the track by the weekly celebrity.
Number of TFs run round the track by the Stig. Best time: Sunstreaker and BB (BB cheats halfway through and turns into a Gallardo kekekeke)
"some say that he's the only robot who actually transforms into a human..and that he never gets it quite right. All we know is he's called the Stig."
Stand by for Bumblebee and Starscream ficpods......some other time ^^;
*This is why I cannot write this alone SOMEONE HELP MEEEE
FAITO! :D
In the breaks, have been amusing myself by scripting the Top Gear Transformers Special and building FSTs.
Notes:
Car songs by Rich Hall
verse 1: describes the car
verse 2: something disastrous happens to it
"It's a Rover/ the engine won't turn over...it's a Rover/it's got one paint coat. It's a Rover/ it's been towed so many times, it thinks it's a boat."
Mini Cooper BBR-270bhp (gunmetal)
Lamborghini Gallardo - Bumblebee wantzz it :P
Murcielago - best Lamb ever (Sunstreaker!!!)
Suspect that BB actually prefers using borrowed words to talk--and only uses his own voice when serious. "His voice processors were damaged" may have been the TF's polite way of saying "He's been here the longest and he loves to rub it in our faces, the little showoff."
Show setpieces:
TG vs Seekers--the Bugatti Veyron races the Decepticon Seekers; reference the rock climbers. Jezza in the Bugatti at the top of some mountain. The Seekers have to fly from France to London in the time it takes him to get to the foot. (They cheat, of course.) There is a bit where he presents the Seekers in the studio and is astonished by the cheers. "I'm sorry, did I miss something? Are you secretly rock stars?" Hammond: "Like Daft Punk?" *NARROWLY ESCAPES BEING FRIED WITH NULL RAY* Jezza: "Now, you can't do away with him, he's our mascot." Jokes ensue about which one is the drummer. Thundercracker and Skywarp point at Starscream.
May: Surely not! He's obviously the vocalist.
Jezza: You meant the arrogant wanker who wants his water chilled with polar ice and served between a supermodel's thighs?
Starscream: *WILD ZAP* INSOLENT HUMAN---!!!
J: Yup, sounds like it.
H: You were born for it mate.*
Transformers laughing at viewer's pics of their modified cars
Jezza, Hammond and James are each assigned an Autobot to team up with
James - Ironhide (gets him lost! Strong inclination to reach for the guns}
Hammond - BB (get along VERY VERY well :D)
Jezza - Prime (SEVERELY testing Optimus' principles against harming humans)
end up having one of their big argy-bargies in the studio, in which the TFs have to stand there and say absolutely nothing
audience eventually votes for BB as car, but Optimus wins by cool default :D
A bunch of people test drive vehicles and guess which are the TFs and which just ordinary vehicles.
Double Star Special: One Transformer AS a Reasonably Priced Car, driven round the track by the weekly celebrity.
Number of TFs run round the track by the Stig. Best time: Sunstreaker and BB (BB cheats halfway through and turns into a Gallardo kekekeke)
"some say that he's the only robot who actually transforms into a human..and that he never gets it quite right. All we know is he's called the Stig."
Stand by for Bumblebee and Starscream ficpods......some other time ^^;
*This is why I cannot write this alone SOMEONE HELP MEEEE
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